California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.
"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."
by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006
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virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.
"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"
by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016
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vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
by novalush December 18, 2009
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Ukrainian bitch slap

A melee attack of the native Ukrainian
Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive
by conlyn August 25, 2007
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[Pollock Bitch Slap]

Right before you cum pull out and shake your dick around as your cumming to splatter your cum around. Occaissionally slap the recipient with your dick while cumming.
Jackson gave Harmony a "Pollock Bitch Slap"!
by Mequik July 05, 2009
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Oppenheimer Bitch Slap

Slang for for using a Nuclear weapon, named after Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, known as father of the Atomic Bomb for his work on the Manhattan project.
Nebraska needs to be fitted for an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap.

"Kim Jong Un just threatened to give the US an Oppenheimer Bitch Slap"
"Whatever that dude is too short to reach the Red Button."
by Teddy Goalsevelt March 28, 2013
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Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.
Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.
by H T H August 24, 2007
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