n. A sexual act performed after a man (the Rafiki) ejaculates on a man's/woman's (the Simba's) stomach/back. The man takes two fingers and dabs thin in his semen and proceeds to rub is fingerpaint-jism on the Simba's forehead. If the Rafiki is strong enough, he is encouraged to additionally lift the Simba above his head and sing the entirety of Elton John's "Circle of Life".
Man 1: I straight up gave my bitch a white Simba last night. Sang the song too.
Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
Man 2: Damn, dude. Did the same thing with my girl last week but she ended up dumping me after I dropped her on the second verse.
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Informal - an utterly foolish or senseless person.
Psychology - a person of the lowest order of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25
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Psychology - a person of the lowest order of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25
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si·b·al·ism, adjective
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"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "
I totally simba-ed Victoria last night. It was priceless.
"(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba" "
I totally simba-ed Victoria last night. It was priceless.
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A current record has been set at 2.2 seconds.
A current record has been set at 2.2 seconds.
Person 1- How tha fuckkkk did that boi siwani that bitch in less than 5 seconds?
Person 2- Raw talent.
Person 2- Raw talent.
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It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.
Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.
Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?
Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.
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