Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010

man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.

Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.

by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017

Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009

Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

by vista and zoon February 7, 2010

Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

by Pillobeam September 14, 2009

baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.

Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!

by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021