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Sistating 

To spend time with your sista (or sister) via phone. Other Variations: Auto-sistating-when both sista's are on the phone; Manual-sistating-sistating while attempting to drive a manual transmission vehicle; Personal-sistating-spending time together in person; Self-sistating-just thinking about your sista.

While I was on the highway, I thought I was sistating with Kathryn, but I was really auto-sistating because she was in the car on the way home.
Sistating by Dee B & Kathryn T November 2, 2007
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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Sitting on a cigar 

The need to make a bowel movement.
Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

bench sitting 

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."
"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.
By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

sitting duck 

Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.
"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"
sitting duck by UglyMug November 5, 2004

Sitting Andy 

n.
1. Coined by Ice Poseidon's audience, Sitting Andy is a nickname given to Z-list celebrity Andy Milonakis. Due to Andy's content on twitch.tv consisting of sitting and eating, it is an entirely appropriate and well deserved nickname.

n. and v.
2. A livestream on Twitch.tv's IRL section where the broadcaster would sit and eat while interacting with his/her audience. This can also be used as a verb.
Fuck sitting andy and leechbread!

Ok guys, I'm getting a bit hungry. Time to sitting andy in this section of the stream! Today I'll be having some korean bbq.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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