sideways laughing emoji

an emoji used to express ironic laughter or to show that one does not care about something someone said to them.

person 1: bro you really need to start doing the homework in math if you want a good grade
person 2: nah fuck that🤣 (sideways laughing emoji)

by choppavans December 15, 2021

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

fap me sideways

To be fapped (masturbation) sideways(in a line like this | )

"well fap me sideways and call me daffyd thomas"

by Dankyhughes November 19, 2015

Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier

Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"

by kinkysauce September 24, 2018

shit me sideways

Exclamation, Expression of Suprise.
Coupled with Bugger me sideways

"Really? Fuckin' hell Shit me Sideways mate I didnt know that"

by DougieD April 23, 2005

Sideways Homer Simpson

really fat pussy lips that look like Homer Simpson's mouth turned sideways

The porn I'm watching right now has a bitch with a Sideways Homer Simpson, its so fat!

by davidbrookstone November 2, 2006