Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017
Get the Simonita mug.The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly
Y/N: Omg its mr kim
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021
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Get the Simon's badonkadonk mug.A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.
by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011
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Boy2: omgg same
Boy3: do you guys know that’s Simona?
Boy1:omg so pretty name and pretty girl
Boy3: yeah!
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Boy3: do you guys know that’s Simona?
Boy1:omg so pretty name and pretty girl
Boy3: yeah!
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Get the Simon Kenton mug.A cute, easygoing boy with many layers. He who tries his best to please his friends and everybody that he loves. He is very silly and funny, with a kid-like sense of humor. The best boyfriend material in existence. Maybe not a hunk, but definitely a keeper.
He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.
His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.
He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.
Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.
His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.
What? You don’t know what Pegging is? You’re definitely a Simon.
Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!
Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!
by Pai_it_right December 9, 2019
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