simmerant

An attitude combining simmering anger on the verge of explosion with the subsequent inevitable progression of attitude into verbal explosion- hence the rant.

To be boiling beneath the surface with only the slightest skin of resistance between restraint and going postal.

After being dumped by his girlfriend for a state trooper, Todd was the picture of simmerant when he was pulled over on the way home by the very same trooper.

by Kishote November 30, 2005

Simpet

The female form of a simp. She will do anything to get in a mans pants

Omg look it’s that simpet trying to fuck every dude she meets

by ...-panda-... February 24, 2020

Simpnergy

Simpnergy

1.When two unlikely simps come together and displays an equal amount of simp characteristics for each other.

2. A mutual simping

Kenric totally simps for Nicole. But that's fine, they got that simpnergy going on.

by Alienpls August 11, 2020

dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!

What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes

by jeremyvenom May 11, 2016

Simmer

Calm the fuck down.

Man, Alanna really needs to simmer. she's spazzing on everyone.

by Khenry September 13, 2010

Semper Gumbi

The unofficial bastardized Latin motto of many organizations, particularly military units. "Semper", of course is the Latin word for "always". "Gumbi" refers to Gumby, a TV character made of clay. Thus, Semper Gumbi is translated as "Always Flexible."

G.I. Joe: "We were supposed to go back home a month ago but these Iraqis can't get their stuff together. Now we have to stay indefinitely."

G.I. Jack: "There's no use crying about it. Just suck it up and remember - Semper Gumbi."

by the.puppet.man August 10, 2006

simmerate

To soak (meat, fish, or other food) in a marinade while staying just below the boiling point.

I told Kim to put the meatballs in the sauce to simmerate.

by Jazz16 May 28, 2016