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Get the bench simmons mug.The end of any sexual act which ends in disappointment. Dirty Dawn Simmons is the name given to those 'hard to please' constantly 'disappointed' individuals who will never and can never be satisfied.
Tracey: How did you get on with your date last night?
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
Paul: I pulled a right crime-watch cougar. I smashed her with my 10inch love wand for 2hours straight.
Tracey: She must have loved it!
Paul: Nah mate. She just sat there like a redundant paraplegic and constantly huffed, puffed and groaned. She even looked at her watch and one point. She even emailed me after to tell me how concerned and disappointed she was with my performance!
Tracey: No way, she's done a 'Dirty Dawn Simmons' on you.
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Get the Simmons mug.Nick Simmons is an American actor. He was born on January 22, 1989 as the son of Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed. He is a Screen Actors Guild member, and has done voiceover work on Cartoon Network's Robot Chicken.
He is now part of the reality television show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
He is now part of the reality television show Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
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Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny
Very goth. Has a hate club and a Myspace.
Resides in new york with fiance and pet cat, bunny
Person 1: ohemgee, Alicia Simmons is engaged to Mikey Way!
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.
person 2: I think I am going to join her hate club, because I want to marry Mikey Way.
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