simboobies

Jake's boobies

*earth begins to shake*
p1: imagine all the titties that were bouncing during an earthquake

*earthquake starts*
p2:Aaaa imagine the simboobies

anyways go stream upper side dreamin'

by nihilist injeolmi November 9, 2021

Simo

Bengali slang for a complete dumbass, someone that is intellectually and proprietarily inept from society and an outcast to civilization.

"Dude, your acting like a Simo right now"
"Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case, but Simo is an ass so I did the race"
"That guy is such a Simo for leaking my IP"

by obamalizardman February 11, 2022

Ava simmons

She’s the best person you will ever meet i love her so much she has a great personality, the best smile, she has amazing eyes, everything about her is just perfect and she will always be mine no matter what I will marry her someday(unless the cat takes her) but she’s the best person I have ever met

Here comes Ava simmons she looks perfect.

by Damienxavairl February 1, 2022

mmm so sicko mode

What you say after eating a Travis Scott burger (with no bacon if you can't eat pork)

Reference: Bader Al Safar on Tiktok

Bader: A quarter pounder with lettuce, pickles, onions, ketchup, and mustard.
Bader: No bacon because I can't eat pork.

(Takes bite)
Bader: Mmm SO SICKO MODE

by DOODLOVER69 December 2, 2020

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

to simmons

The verb form of simmonsing. Conjugating: I simmons, you simmons, he/she simmons, we simmons, you all simmons, they simmons.

To simmons means to park your car backwards for the purpose of an easy exit or getaway.

Hey Seth, will you simmons the car before we rob the bank?

Shakespeare once said, "To simmons or not to simmons, that is the question."

by Anthony6869 June 17, 2008