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Simba Spaff 

When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'
Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!
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After a man cums during a handjob or blowjob, the other person takes the cum and wipes it across the guy's forehead with their thumb while playing "Circle of Life" for background music.
"After he came, I simba'd him."
Simba'd by Whatisthis? May 21, 2014
When a man cums on a woman's bosom then, using his thumb, removes the cum from her chest and wipes it across her forehead. Then, in a hushed whisper the man says "Simba" as he smears the cum.
Dude, Chris totally Simba'd Maddie the other night. He is expanding his pride.
When you finger a girl during her period and then wipe the tip of your finger to her forehead leaving a blood smear. This is similiar to when rafiki from lion king smears paint from his finger to simbas forehead like in the movie The Lion King.
I found out she was on her period while i was fingering her so i simba'd her.
Simba'd by Mr. AUR October 21, 2012

Simba Face 

A face that shows complete and utter surprise, usually made after a statement delivered by someone else. Often the individual making the Simba Face cannot face the truth of the statement and so remains speechless. Named after Simba from the Lion King, due to his colorful facial expressions.
"Hey Frank, did you say the 'Simba Face' John made yesterday?"
"What happened?"
"Well, Mark told John he was screwing up the companys funding with his inane ideas, and he just gave him a total simba face in return"
Simba Face by mike878 December 15, 2013
When a man takes the blood of a woman’s own menstrual cycle, rubs it on forehead and
Proclaims “simba
Simba’d by Dollface22 February 1, 2021