Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021

Simba sue the poopy rue

A dog that is extremely stupid

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

by Simba sue February 14, 2021

Simba

Is a tiny dog and has a big dick

Simba is a tiny dog he has a big dick

by Yopoopydoppy June 1, 2020

Simba

A cat who is also ginger and eats his owners toes in the middle of the night

Person1:Omg is that a cat

Person:2 y’a that’s simba

by The one and only klixxy December 21, 2021

Simba

Child with no daddy. Most commonly referring to the fact the daddy is dead, but can also refer to the daddy's whereabouts being unknown.

"Where that baby's daddy at?"
"He gone"
"Oh shit, he's a Simba?"

by pilerny October 16, 2018

Simba

When a substantial male penis is becoming erect and exponentially increases in girth and length, raising in the air like how simba is raised in the lion king

"Wow A's dick is really raising he must have a simba "

"Nah man it's not THAT thick, looks like a half simba to me

by 😉🙃😉 January 31, 2018

Simba

The guy that eats people

Simba ate everyone again. Shit.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 25, 2022