Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021

Simba sue the poopy rue

A dog that is extremely stupid

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

by Simba sue February 14, 2021

Simba-ing

To lift someone up under their arms, lie Rafiki did with baby Simba in The Lion King. Simba is the verb, Simba-ing is what you're doing. The past tense is Simba'd.

Hey, Radish, will you Simba me?
Radish Simba'd me yesterday. Radish and Turnip love Simba-ing.

by Infestissumam :3 May 11, 2025

Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.

Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.

by fellerseller March 14, 2025

Simba

Child with no daddy. Most commonly referring to the fact the daddy is dead, but can also refer to the daddy's whereabouts being unknown.

"Where that baby's daddy at?"
"He gone"
"Oh shit, he's a Simba?"

by pilerny October 16, 2018

Simba

Is a tiny dog and has a big dick

Simba is a tiny dog he has a big dick

by Yopoopydoppy June 1, 2020

Simba

When a substantial male penis is becoming erect and exponentially increases in girth and length, raising in the air like how simba is raised in the lion king

"Wow A's dick is really raising he must have a simba "

"Nah man it's not THAT thick, looks like a half simba to me

by 😉🙃😉 January 31, 2018