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Chase-Shifter

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.

Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."

Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
by vonsac August 5, 2010
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Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him
by DSEZ October 7, 2003
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kidney shifter

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"
by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006
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Shifter

noun -

a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.

The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.

Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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pussy shifters

Bob wants to think he is in full control of his car so he paid extra for a set of pussy shifters.

Only fags use pussy shifters your born with a left foot for a reason "the clutch paddle".
by TimeToFap July 28, 2014
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shape shifter

Someone who looks hot in some instances, but not-so-hot in others.
by bleeblah June 26, 2006
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Swifter

Much like a swiftie but blindly defend taylor, void of all opinions. Will attack anyone (even other swifties) who disagrees with taylor. They are most commonly found on Instagram within the age range of 9 -13 and 40+. Will most likely have a username like @taylor.swiftie.is.my.fave1989
swifter: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY QUEEN SHE IS NOT A SNAKE !!! DON'T MESS WITH US🐍🐍🐍"

"The swifters are at it again"
by NewYorkAlligator May 28, 2018
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