Shalking

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

by Gelatini May 19, 2011

shwerking

Accidentally sharded while twerking..

I ate burritos for dinner before i went to da club last night and i couldnt stop shwerking.

by TurtleLovin April 11, 2014

Swalking

The act of repeatedly swearing while talking without knowing what you’re actually saying.

Yo my dude got fired after swalking during a customer service call. The guy is a fucking madman

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)

Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.

by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009