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Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis
Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"
by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011
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Shum

A young, homosexual male who is quite bad at everything.

Also loves Naruto.
Wow Shum is such a nerd, why doesn't he just give up.
by ImShumminAllOverYou June 17, 2018
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Shum

When you are having sex and you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
I made him shum all over me.
by shum doner October 2, 2018
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Shum

Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot
by shum_master September 22, 2019
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Shum

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

Or

When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.
Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick
by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019
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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)
"You think your ............. , shum you......."
by Erinz1 May 30, 2016
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