Shrub dick

An incredibly small and big bush of pubes

I eat ass. But Kyle had such a shrub dick yesterday morning.

by Lil Boi November 11, 2017

murder shrub

a murderous dickwad that is probably trying to be edgy but idk

"oh god i hate him." "who?" "that murder shrub."

by emberly stevens June 21, 2019

Family shrub

When your family tree is a little wonky and forms more of a shrub/bush shape.

My family tree looks more like a shrub, a family shrub.

by SavageQue December 15, 2020

Shrub Fund

A fledgling hedge fund

The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.

by Sax4 July 9, 2009

shrub dick

A abnormally small and girthy dick

Man, yesterday Kyle had a shrub dick in class

by Lil Boi October 17, 2017

Pappy the Shrub

A lone tree in the middle of a Disney Road.

Po' ole Pappy t' shrub.

by Face February 14, 2005

Shrub rocketeer

Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.

Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.

by marshymarsh October 15, 2020