Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.
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Shrek cleansed by rectum
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Shrek is dad
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Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.
Did you see the new version of Shrek?
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the god himself
shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord
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He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.
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He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
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