Splunk

When someone gargles your ballsac. Similar to a tea bag.

Dude, that slut Emma just gave me a splunk.

by willyp123 August 7, 2012

Shtumpy Shpunkenface

A stumpy slag who gets shpunken in her face on regular occasions.

Slags everywhere

by HayZeus January 15, 2004

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

splunk

a less gross word for sixty-nine

we went splunking last night. it was awesome

by awww yeah May 17, 2011

seplunking

the act of female masturbation.

seplunking makes me hot and bothered.

after seplunking, my stalactites were dripping.

by The Girl That Wants To Go Home With You December 10, 2008

shlunk fucker

When someone is annoying the shit outta you, they are a SHLUNK FUCKER...

Your annoying, shut up you stupid shlunk fucker!

by E-Jizzle September 19, 2007

splunk

n. A double-sided quincy.

Damn, your mom sure likes it kinky; I gave her a splunk!

by Matt and Marla April 12, 2003