Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

Spanglebox

A womans vagina

"I'd like to taste her spanglebox"

"I wonder what tricks she has in her spanglebox"

by Afizheed September 5, 2012

Shpongled

When you're completely intoxicated to the point of no return.

"Dude, I'm so fucking shpongled, I can barely walk because my legs feel like jelly. "

by MoonSoul26 May 2, 2019

Spangle

The sexual act of choking and spanking someone at the same time while having intercourse

Dude!i met this chick at the bar last night, we spangled so much last night. i think im in love.

by Nikkizompire January 10, 2010

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010

Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of confetti and covering the cum-covered face with confetti. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star spangled blowjob.

Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.

by campi April 12, 2008