Shovel Bum

This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.

Her tight trousers were saggy because of her shovel bum

by Maghera April 23, 2020

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Shovel-Up

A night of drug snorting such as cocaine, MDMA etc

Last night me and the wife had a proper shovel-up

by Hughezy October 27, 2016

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Cheeseburger Shovels

The fat hands of a fat, gruff man.

Don't you dare put those cheeseburger shovels on me.

Some people go the gym, but I'm from the south and I just I just tie weights to these cheeseburger shovels I call hands.

See also Chris Christie

by The Amalamps August 4, 2015

Cum Shoveler

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.

Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.

by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.

Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.

by Beardyblob April 28, 2008