scout's honor

Scout's honor is a honorable promise. While saying the words "scout's honor," one must hold up three fingers. So, in today's world when a guy say's "scout's honor," he means he just got three fingers deep in a girl.

Dude, I got with that skank all night, even gave her the 'ol scout's honor.

by BassMaster1987 October 29, 2009

shnork

Rather like a schmuck and a dork in one. The kind of person who will foul themself, and, with a spreading stain and at the center of a malodorous plasma, blame the dog.

That Bin Laden is such a shnork, he flunked self-demolition.

by Juan Freeman May 8, 2005

shnorgle

everything. can be used in any tense

Shnorgle This. Shnorgle that.

was that a shnorgle.

i think i just shnorgled

by justin daly January 13, 2008

shnorkey

to describe something

also it can mean to shnork things like fire ants

if you did a nice skateboard line you would say you shnorked that one if you see something cool you can say that reminded me of shnorkey

by oh chico thats the stuff December 20, 2009

Shnort

The noise you make when you laugh unpleasantly and sometimes snort, almost choking on your own sinuses. This will make everyone give you judging looks.

"Oh, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to shnort."

"Ew, did he just shnort?!"

by ThiccDinosaur1776 July 5, 2018

Sonora Texas

Small rural town in Southwest Texas in Sutton Co. full of oil field junkies and women who wear to much make-up. Church bells ring Sunday morning, but don't let this little town fool you - its full of Mexican gangs and slutty pre-teens who don't have anything else better to do than to find places to have sex and drink on their friends ranches.

Where are you did you fall of the face of the Earth?

No, I'm just in Sonora Texas

by Moved onnn! August 4, 2011

Scout's Honor

1. To finger a girl with everything but your thumb and pinky finger.

That girl was so loose, I had to give her Scout's Honor to get her wet.

by NormanB April 2, 2003