shmack stick

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)

blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,

by eoghan96 July 11, 2011

shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.

After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.

by AceofBlades October 8, 2017

Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023

Blizzy Shmacked

its when you get a curling iron and smack a fat hoe across her big ass forehead like a pimp with a $40,000 chain consumed from his wide selection of hoes ranging tall, short, or morbidly obese bitches then you 1, 2 the hoe like mike tyson.

(tyrone)- i just Blizzy Shmacked the fuck out this fat ass hoe on foenem

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 19, 2021

schmick

Stylish, elegant and efficient in design, perfect application or device.

That's a schmick gizmo. Where did you get it?

by wordeater November 26, 2010

Shicken

The ghetto way of saying 'chicken'

Spencer: "Hey ya'll want some shicken?"
Erin: "Sure, I would love me some home made shicken!"

by touchmybiglovelypenis December 21, 2010

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009