Shlacked

When u dummy high in da basement.!$

Person: Damn I just popped the whole bag of edibles I’m shlacked.

by nmpntilii October 15, 2022

Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020