Shittoon

1. A water going craft similar to a pontoon boat, but shitty. 2. A vessel barely afloat or moving under its own power

Hey Handon, you want to take the SHITTON out on white creek this weekend.

Hey watch out for that parked car. I don’t want the SHITTOON to rip off it’s bumper

by Conrad Liguish May 3, 2019

Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.

The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.

by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023

Shitting Rainbows

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.

"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".

by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013

metric shit ton

Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.

"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."

by pinano July 9, 2004

Shittolato

An extremely rare dialect of English known only to be spoken by a single living person in the town of Wareham, Massachusetts. It is a highly distinctive speech that is incomprehensible to the average American due to the rushed nature of its delivery. When spoken properly, everyday English words mash together in a way that can only be understood by a handful of people in the world.

"Dude, you're speaking Shittolato again. I have no idea what you just said."

by Nik Outchcunis November 10, 2008