Shitcake

A cake that looks delicious from the outside, but once you cut into it, you find it is full of fecal matter.

I thought it was going to be nice and sweet but it's just a shitcake.

by Backlash1818 January 24, 2019

Shitstake

A really bad mistake.
A mistake no one benefits from.

I accidentally left the window open and now it’s cold, what a shitstake.

by Mike poncho November 14, 2020

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023

icing on the shitcake

Slang phrase to describe a difficult circumstance when there is some element of sweet positivity that exists despite the cake being entirely made of shit.

Although she had just totaled my car, she was endlessly polite, sorry, cooperative and insured and I guess this felt like icing on the shitcake.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Shitake Mushroom

Slang for a small penis.

"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.

by Dwayne Boyd September 6, 2005

shittable

and adjective used to describe anything that is able to exit your poop chute into the watery depths below.

that cornbeef sandwich i had isn't shittable! I'm giving birth out my ass!

by Pistol Petes August 2, 2008