Shitster

1) A person that stirs shit up just for fun. A serious shit stirrer.

2) A hipster/shyster.

Val: "Anna said you called me a bitch?"
Frank: "Don't listen to her, she's a shitster".

by ombud_oop November 23, 2018

smithberger

If you think of a rare burger.. you think of moist. Imagine the wettest burger you've ever seen. Leaking down both sides of your mouth.

I just had a smithberger ride my face.. almost drowned.

by The linc December 23, 2020

Shitsterbation

Act of shitting in your hand and beating your dick with your shit

Jack took a massive shit and used his shit to shitsterbation

by Pussytoass June 20, 2021

shitsherlock

Something in Australia that trying to kill you.

The first thing I encountered off the plane was a shitsherlock, which tried to kill me.

by Riker21 October 14, 2022

Shitburger

The best food for the best meal of the day

I enjoy eating my girlfriend's shitburgers

by DevilHomer February 10, 2023

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

Barrett Smithberger

A fat nigga who loves boys.

This nigga Barrett Smithberger gay!! He is trying to suck my dick nigga!

by Mariobros55 April 3, 2022