shitrapnel

Often associated with the heavy petting of kangaroos.

That's some shitrapnel, eh mate? ::heavy kangaroo petting::

by Stanley B. January 9, 2009

shithawk

a beligerant drunk : someone who gets drunk, loud, and stumbles around. usually the life of the party

Look at Pearson, he's such a shithawk.

by Ted Tobison August 26, 2005

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

shithawk

An unwelcome and bothersome guest, especially a protestor.

Some people are like shithawks at a picnic, they come flying in from nowhere, do alot of squawking, eat all the food, shit all over the place, and when the food is all gone they fly away.

by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008

Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

Shitaphernalia

shi·a·pher·na·lia   /ˌshitəfərˈneɪlyə, -fəˈneɪl-/ shit-uh-fer-neyl-yuh, -fuh-neyl-

noun

1. ( sometimes used with a singular verb ) incredible amount of RANDOM equipment, apparatus, or furnishings
2. ( used with a plural verb ) personal belongings randomly misplaced in an unnatural location.

Let's go! Did you pack all your shitaphernalia?

My girlfriend keeps all her shitaphernalia in her glove compartment.

by MrBornSlippy November 9, 2012

shitappens

When you are too lazy to say shit happens so you decide to say them both at the exact same time.

person: aww man, i dropped my ice-cream!
another person: shitappens

by an incredibly bored person June 11, 2018