jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

brick shit house

A big red brick house with doors that have no staircases to go down. With a ghetto rock driveway and a flat roof. Looks like a Giant outhouse.

I was looking to move on Lawler but when I saw the place was a brick shit house I chose to stay in my apartment.

by kathleen182 June 10, 2005

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

Industructible brick shit house

Chuck Norris

Therapist: "Okay Billy, i want you to say the first thing that comes to mind when i say a word

Billy: "Okay"

Therapist: "apple"

Billy: "red

Therapist: " Industructible brick shit house"

Billy: "CHUCK NORRIS"

by jacknotblackbutwhite November 28, 2009

built like a brick shit house

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

by Fun Time Frankie October 19, 2006

built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" or built like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

by Ross Mcconnell August 14, 2006

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008