shiny shoe

If you want to replace "shit" word by more appropriate one.

I don't give a sh... shiny shoe of this.

by KermitsRhyme November 29, 2015

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Shingles

A rash that occurs on the abdomen and is extremely uncomfortable. Should seek medical attention and dont rub on anyone (especially the young or elderly!).

Well billy...I had shingles once...Yep

by Brettley Hogson May 15, 2005

shiny desu

A term commonly used to describe really generic anime with shiny hair and eyes. Usually a digital drawing in which the artist overuses the dodge tool (a tool in Adobe Photoshop that brightens colors). The term started springing up with the arrival of Amuria on deviantart.com, whose style is known for being overly shiny.

"Hey, like my Sailor Moon drawing? I wanted to make her reeeeally pretty, so I used the dodge tool to make lots of sparkles and give her shiny eyes."

"Uh, a little too shiny desu for me. It's hurting my eyes. Ease up on the dodge tool next time."

by Nikki0417 February 13, 2010

something shiny

A phrase used to explain a personal lapse in memory, coordination and/or good judgment by falsely attributing it to the phenomenon of being distracted by bright, pretty things (i.e. diamonds, fancy cars, jewelry, "bling", etc.), especially where the desire is to make light of it; often used in conjunction with a list of actions or other phrases like blah-blah-blah or yada yada yada; a take-off of the concept that blonds are distracted by "something shiny"

Dave: Hey, what's the name of that song you
told me I gotta download?

Pete: Yeah, the song is called, uh...
um... ooo, sorry, something shiny...

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Sorry I flaked on going out with you guys, but I started sorting my DVDs, blah-blah-blah, something shiny, and next thing I knew, it was 3am!

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It was humiliating! One minute, I'm walking through the mall; blah-blah-blah, something shiny, & next thing I know, I'm doing a face-plant off the bottom of the escalator!!

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I was sticking to my diet, making great progress. But the night I was home alone studying, that extra-large, extreme combo pizza was calling to me. I was reading my textbook, taking notes...something shiny...and suddenly, all that was left was a pile of crusts!

by psalm27sjb December 28, 2007

shingle

a substitute for shit in a situation where you can't curse words. e.g. a high school sporting event, a youth soccer game. (very useful when you have gotten halfway to making a curse word mistake, a faux pas, shit morphs into shingle quite naturally.)

Don't think you sound odd, you sound polite in front of other people's kids.

Oh my, shingle, that was a horrible call.

Shingle. Shingle. Shingle.

Holy shingle. You gotta be kidding me.

by JakeinthedirtyD March 8, 2008

Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.

by Elitist January 27, 2004