Shovel monkey

Originaly a name given to a building site labourer, the meaning of "Shovel monkey" has since expanded to include any unskilled worker.

Spike: Icould do with a coffee.

Sam: Get the Shovel monkey (Nick) to make one, he's just a cockerny twat anyway.

by Beardyblob April 28, 2008

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Cum Shoveler

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.

Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.

by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

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Sheveled • shevel • Sheveler • Shevella • Mr. Shevelson • shovel • Shovelface • shekel • shovel head • Shoveling

Shovel chip

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip

Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"

by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

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shovel-buddy

The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.

"Ron Jeremy needs a shovel-buddy."

"I sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where I put this"

by JMosh July 9, 2007

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