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shankopotamus

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.
It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.
by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022
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fo shendo

Slang term made up by Snoop Dog meaning "For sure".
Person A: Wanna hit the mall later?
Person B: Fo shendo!
by PLMCHL April 8, 2011
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shonkola

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shanko

A person who chokes under pressure.
A person who lets their team down in a game, project, debate, anything that has any importance.
A person who misses a field goal kick to tie, or win the game.
A person who cant make a penalty kick to win a game.
A person who blows at picking up girls.
Wow!?, did u see Rex Grossman get intercepted??, He is truly a shanko.

Fuck. Gerald missed that field goal to win the state championship. I just cant take that shanko anymore... lets kill him!

How sad, that shanko just blew his chance to hook up with that girl.
by Scott Craig April 8, 2008
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shenker

A person who hoards free office food for later consumption.
Bob was a real shenker with those soft-pretzels this morning.
by WordCarpenter September 30, 2009
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