Ed Sheeran

Any redhead anywhere

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet

person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee

by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022

Summon Ed Sheeran

1st you will need 2 people

2. At precisely 2:18 am start dancing in a circle

3. Smack ur thigh 8 times
4. Sit in a circle and put something bright red in the middle

5. Massage your feet while chanting Ed Sheeran

Let’s Summon Ed Sheeran at 2:18 am

NO SOCKS

by DogLover_cool May 12, 2023

Edge Sheeran

Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten

"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"

by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023

The Ed Sheeran Effect

When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.

Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!

by anonymous September 20, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023