billy shear's

Billy Shear's Was "Paul's McCartney Replacement" that got started in a hoax the "Paul Is Dead" rumor so the rumor go's like this so the hoax says that in the late 60s paul got in a car crash and died bla the beatle's made a lookalike contest it was "billy shears" and the beatles told him how to look like him and sing like him and bla bla bla its fake!

someone dumb "did you know that the paul thats alive is dead and fake the fake one is called billy shear's

Someone who has a brain "Did You Know Thats FAKE!

the dumb one "nO iTs nOt Let me tell me the story of how this happen blabblablsblablablablablal"

the smart one "okay goodbye"

by the 2nd doctor May 4, 2022

Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

by projectmatter July 14, 2009

pop a shard

The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.

"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"

by teenwolf11021981 July 15, 2016

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

Shards

Crystal meth. Disregard idiots who are new to the world of drug use who think this shit is ecstasy. It's methamphetamine.

My friend and I smoked a good point of my shards last night. He didn't sleep for days.

by That Guy With The Drug Problem May 6, 2013

shardule

A fan that is very true to his ever-struggling baseball teams

Look at all those Shardules in Boston. oh look, theres some in Cleveland too!

by Tsz Ho April 26, 2004

jake shears

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!

by Kylie S December 9, 2008