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shemorrhage

Contraction of the two words shit hemorrhage. More likely to pass in polite conversation than the full use of shit. Possibly thinking you misspoke, slurred or that they misheard what you said.

Shit hemorrhage, being that you are or they are uncontrollably shitting yourself with disbelief, rage, consternation...

Similar to the having of a a shit fit.
Pam is going to shemorrhage when I ask her to mover her precious truck to another parking place.

optionally she is going to have a shemorrhage...
by word jockey August 21, 2013
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shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein
ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.
by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017
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Shemosabe

A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.
Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!
by Mr Serendipity July 28, 2017
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shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.
Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."
by foolkid May 3, 2020
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shemoglobin

1) menstrual blood, such that by adding the letter "s" as a prefix to the word "hemoglobin" to thereby femininize it. It is not meant in any way to be a mockery of the cycle that the women we love must endure.
I don't have enough tampons, pads, or patience for my shemoglobin..period (punctuation intended)
by Kaithulu October 6, 2020
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shemoya

An absoloute hilarious person that specifically loves the group blackpink , married to tobio kageyama and is extremely talented in most forms of art.

Shemoya is known to be a caring , loveable person , often seen as the "innocent" one in the friend group...little do they know she is always horn-
Shemoya peacefully did her school work , until she suddenly started choking on her pencil and died of suffocation.
by shim.exe November 22, 2021
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Shemoy

Shemoy is an amazing lovely person , who cares for the people around him, and will try his best to help. Shemoy's are good in bed, and once they have fallen in love with you, and have gain your trust, they will never leave your side. If you have a shemoy in your life right now, cherish him/her, because you're lucky
I love shemoy so much
by Wonderfully made in Hollywood November 22, 2021
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