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Shemosabe 

A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.
Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!
Shemosabe by Mr Serendipity July 28, 2017
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The Lone Ranger's very faithful companion, Tonto, called him "Chemosabe," often transcribed phonetically as kimosabe or kemosabe. Chemo- refers to drugs, while -sabe indicates knowledge.
I will do anything for chemosabe, in order to ensure he will continue to provide me with the drugs I need.
CHEMOSABE by Xeronimo December 4, 2018
A trusted friend and confidant who is also undergoing cancer-treatment.
Ranger Reid and Tonto probably remained in good health from both being outdoors in the fresh air and sunshine most of the time and apparently abstaining from any harmful substances like alcohol or tobacco, and so conceivably they would never have been in a position to call each other "chemosabe".
chemosabe by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Word of the Day on November 15, 2024

Chemosabe, chemOsabe, AND chemosabE 

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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026