sarcastic

an adjective, describing a type of humor. People who are sarcastic usually annoy the hell out of everyone who cant get their jokes. They also piss people off by going too far and accidentaly offending them.

SarcasticIronic: Oh SURE, because we all know how UNIQUE and SINGULAR you are!

Thuthpenthe: STFU, why do you always have to be so sarcastic?

SarcasticIronic: I love you :(

by lyssth July 2, 2003

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

sarcastic girl

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.

(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."

by mkg889 February 14, 2009

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Sarcalics

Sarcalics is text that leans left (instead of right like italics) to convey sarcasm.

The brown fox was so quick and jumped over the lazy dog.

Editor's note: Bad example but the brown fox wasn't quick at all, I was just being sarcastic. You couldn't tell, though, because it wasn't in sarcalics.

by TheMoosehead June 28, 2011

sarcactual

When you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic

Girl: How does my hair look?

Guy: Delightful...

Girl: You're being sarcastic.

Guy: No it actually looks nice.

Girl: Ffs I've had enough of your sarcactual ways.

by Kanye Not April 14, 2014

Sarc alert

What follows is sarcasm. Useful when commenting on Facebook and in other social media.

(Sarc alert): "Well, if BUSINESS leaders and Wall Street CEOs say climate change and global warming are for real, then it MUST be true."

by da Chetster June 24, 2014