blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

top shagger

top shagger is a person who has a lot of intecourse. they probably have aids.

person: oou is tim shagging ellie?
you: yeah, he's top shagger
person: huh?
you: even though it may be good, you'll get aids.

by uqlie January 31, 2019

Sheep shagger

A virgin farmer from County Roscommon in Ireland who enjoys sexual intercourse with sheep.

Hay John did ya scor in Rockfords last night...

No Frankie. Had to make do with the ould ewe when I got home.

Go on you auld Roscommon sheep shagger.

by Roscommon Rose August 13, 2006

Sheep Shagger

Usually Welsh or from New Zealand. Although can be found in rural areas throughout the world.

by tash April 24, 2003

Sheep Shagger

A person who shags sheep bottoms

daz and hicks go down to the farm and loves to give it up the sheeps bottoms

by Tony July 12, 2003

Sheep Shagger

Any man born or living in Derby

Normal men think about sex every 30 seconds.

When you're from Derby, the sex you think about is between you and a sheep.

That's because you are a sheep shagger.

by chad0x001 August 16, 2011

sheep shagger

An insult aimed at anyone in rural areas, particularly most of Yorkshire and, of all of Yorkshire, particularly Leeds. Can also be called mutton molestors or ovine abusers, but sheep shaggers just sounds better!

Leeds United "fans" are a bunch of sheep shaggers!
Sheep shagging scum, in fact.
I will laugh so much if the fuckin' sheep shaggers get relegated again!

Sheep, sheep, sheep shagger!

Oh Elland Road (Oh Elland Road)
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep)
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep!

by joannedj January 14, 2007