Shadloinking

Shave all of the hair off of a fully grown boar pig. Attach to your spouse on wedding day, and leave the hair on to be set of fire the night you fuck after the marriage.

"I just Shadloinked my wife after we got married.

"I love shadloinking with my husband"

by ILoveRubbingSpaghettiosOnMe January 18, 2025

Shadonk

A nonsense of a word
Can be used in place of “oh shoot” or to describe something that is dumb and nonsensical.

Gianna: “Shit we accidentally got locked out of the school”
Katie: “Shadonk!”

by katieduus June 19, 2025

Shaboinka

An exclamation of joy or success either for yourself or others.
Synonyms: eureka

Antonyms: fiddlesticks

Shaboinka! I got promoted!
Michael just won the lottery, Shaboinka!

by Hog-Chicken February 2, 2026

Shadonkadong

When someones shadow is visible on a wall or ground and you can see the fat ass of the shadow.

Yesterday my grandma was cleaning my room and you could see her fat shadonkadong!

by Yeh787 April 3, 2026

Spadoink

Devious sexual actions without consent

Who's going to stop me from Spadoinking you right now?

by MrFunkyJunky July 14, 2025

Shaboinkaboinks

That word you use when you can't say shit in school.

Oh shaboinkaboinks

by Glizzer Glibber September 11, 2025

Shaboinking It

Inspired by the legendary Shabunky, the term “Shaboinking It” is used to describe (1) the act of a woman either “bouncing on it” or “sucking on it”. Alternatively, Shaboinking It could simply mean (2) “fucking” or “screwing”.

-Created by Mr. Adam and Brenan B-Dizzle Abate
-Brought to you by Brawndo and Carl’s Jr.

1. Ahh, she Shaboinking It! She Shaboinking It!

2. Me and Shabunky were Shaboinking It!

by B-DizzleMyWhiteNizzle November 29, 2025