sexonomics

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.

I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....

by MasterFirm May 26, 2011

Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.

~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*

by BlackCatdiner December 30, 2011

sextoplasm

The thin layer or sheen that covers you and your partner(s) after sexual intercourse. Including but not limited to mixtures of sweat, semen, and natural lubricants.
Not to be confused with, but of similar viscosity to liquid ectoplasm.

"I walked into your room and there was sextoplasm everywhere."

"There was either a ghost in here, or someone's been fucking in my room."

by Ikety March 30, 2009

Sexting

it isn’t sex it’s the next best thing; talking dirty like ancient Egyptians

“Dude I heard he was sexting with Marisa last night”

by codfihs August 29, 2021

Sextovers

sex + leftovers. The leftover ejaculate that drips into your panties the next day after you've had sex.

Ewww. I was just walking through the grocery store and your sextovers just dripped out.

by LoreleiJenn June 4, 2014

Sextou

Originally, Sextou was a hashtag popularized in Brazil to celebrate the arrival of Friday and the weekend - Friday, in portuguese, is "Sexta" and Sextou means something like "It's Friday". Usually it was used in photos where people were going to party. However, as it became global, people around the world interpreted the hashtag as "Sex To U" and the Instagram blocked it for having become a pornographic hashtag.

Let's party! #sextou

by TheOddRod September 9, 2018

Seton Catholic Preparatory High School

Catholic school but for crackheads. Uniforms are super strict, and the communal lanyards are important for student's survival. They also blocked iMessage on the wifi, which is some wild shit. Kids who go here are insane, some of the most wild people you'll meet. They manage to be somehow smart and so dumb sometimes.

John: Wow, did you know Marlene goes to Seton Catholic Preparatory High School?
Casey: She'd probably destroy you in any debate, but still fun at parties.

John: Noted.

by hellofellowkids June 5, 2019