by Absolutely_not_okay December 14, 2023

by big-h September 5, 2023

When you move into a new house, you eat, shit in the new toilet, and wank all at the same time to become accustomed to your new surroundings.
by jjh927 September 13, 2020

A phrase that a Gen Xer will say to someone who is spazzing out in an attempt to get them to calm down.
Sometimes intended as a sarcastic mild mockery of someone who is overreacting or sperging out.
Sometimes intended as a sarcastic mild mockery of someone who is overreacting or sperging out.
Gen X dood: *flips out over something stupid and starts yelling*
Gen X bro: Settle down, Beavis you're causing a scene.
Gen X bro: Settle down, Beavis you're causing a scene.
by nachos are cool December 31, 2023

by J_Fingers October 10, 2020

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.
"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."
by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

just you and me remain your attempts at death are in vein, oh muffin you're nothing held in my pregatory, oh muffin
by blemdbo February 22, 2025
