The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.
I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.
My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008
Get the shit-fart separator mug.When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.
After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.
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Get the slavery reparations mug.AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.
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Get the Shit Fart Separator mug.The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.
My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
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