Spandex

The best clthing material made. It is great for looking at woman and men.

Gawd, girl you soooo fine wearing that spandex

by bill April 22, 2005

spandango

a dance performed by a chinese mountain dwarf

why don't you just go and spandango your cheese ass outta here.

by nickie B January 13, 2003

Spandex space

Noun - the mysterious place where Heero keeps his gun. And, presumably, all of his belongings. Can hold an infinite amount of objects, located in one's spandex shorts. Brings whole new meaning to the phrase "it defies conventional measurement". See also hammerspace

Spandex space can hide a multitude of sins . . .

by Kuma February 26, 2004

spandex boy

Another masked superhero affiliated with JXK. His signature costume is a pink leotard and green tights, coupled with a white mask over his eyes. Spandex Boy fights crime on the streets of the TNT with the aid of his trusty weapon, the Ass-Lasso™.

Oh my god, it's Spandex Boy! Get a camera! Get his autograph! Get a load of that spandex!

by Killboy November 26, 2003

Spandicular

Exclamitory phrase used when a guy or girl sees a hot guy/girl in tight spandex pants....woo hoo!

"OMG! See him!"
"Hell yes, look at them pants"
"SPANDICULAR!"

by Josh_am January 7, 2008

Spanditard

Form of insult to describe someone as being of low intelligence

Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.

by Fifibooboo April 5, 2009

Spandexter

A nerdy cyclist who wears too much spandex for the type of riding they are doing. The type of cyclist who goes too fast on a crowded trail with kids around, but is too slow to actually race. Pejorative

This is a combination of the words Spandex and Dexter, a classic nerd name. I almost got run-over by a "spandexter" today.

by heathcat March 29, 2012