Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.

Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009

Send It

A phrase drunk mountain bikers use to tell each other to hit massive jumps or do something stupid.

Nick: Dude that canyon gap isn't that big it's just like 120ft or somethin *drinks beer*

Brandon: Dude I think I'm gonna cork 720 it

Nick: Dude just send it you'll be fine

by Send man May 31, 2018

Send Nukes

A typo made by someone asking for nudes.

A: Send nukes bb.

B: Ok

A: nudes*
A: O SHIT

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 5, 2017

National SEND Pussy pic day

April 24 girl have to send anybody a pussy picture if someone ask but the person cannot spread it

Send me a pussy pic please For national SEND Pussy pic day

Defined : “let me see that pussy”

by Young lingling May 30, 2018

Sendu

Sendu is a feeling of loneliness and depression, usually used in a sentence by Malaysians.

Weyy kau tengok laa dia tu, sendu semacam je sejak kena reject

by DiccSuccer June 10, 2020

Sending files

Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)

🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat”

by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020