seizure

1. seizure
when a person's brain waves send extra electric signals to their nerves, causing uncontrollable spastic motions.

2. seizure
when the police come and take stuff from your house.

1. That guy wearing the helmet just had a seizure .

2. the fourth amendment protects us from illegal search and seizure .

by scoty July 12, 2008

shitzu

A zoo with no animals?

by DaveA October 23, 2003

shitzkabob

When something sucks, but not overly sucks. Less emphatic that "shit" and a little more playful. Shit on a stick!

I can't find my other sock...shitzkabob!

by Tara Brown April 7, 2008

Hasan Seizure

when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).

oh my god why don't you understand anything? are having Hasan seizure at the moment ?

by Karl Ghonsoon June 9, 2021

seitan

Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.

Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.

you haven't lived until you've tried the barbecue seitan wings at horizon's cafe.

by jaybie September 4, 2004

shitzkrieg

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that asshole doesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

seizure colors

colors that induces seizures such as the consecutive flashing of red, blue, and green.

seizure colors make my brain bleed.

by moon August 1, 2004