The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.
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friends ~ “oh hey how are you?”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”
seeralans ~ “good xoxo you’re the best!”
(a week later)
friends ~ “heyyy what u doin!”
seeralans ~ “shut the fuck up stupid slag go suck dick stupid bitch”
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Get the seeralan mug.One who trips a lot, like a lot a lot. like so much that its not even funny a lot. like so freaking much that everyone knows she trips a lot before she even trips a lot. like so so so much that she makes other people trip a lot before she trips a lot and by being next to them and tripping a lot a lot and things and stuff. like so damn much that she trips on flat surfaces and trips so much that every time she trips a lot, the world trips a lot and ends up out of orbit and then she trips again a lot and the world goes back into regular orbit by tripping a lot, this happens more than you'd think. Like a lot.
Semera Be Trippin'
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Get the sefler mug.(verb) To attempt to seduce someone only to end up messing up by falling on your face, tripping, making a weird face or any other form of derping.
Cassidy: I tried to seduce that cute guy at the museum but I accidentally tripped on one of the exhibit ropes.
Liz: Ha! You did a good job at sederping him.
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by the mitten November 21, 2010
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1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.
1. to be exposed to sonic shit
2. to have ones ears desecrated and raped
3. to be exposed to the inferior trash pawned off as music
4. stuck in a public situation with no escape while Bob Seger’s hits play at an unbearable volume.
i got segered the other day at the record shoppe when some fucktard decided he needed to listen to three different live albums to find the one with the right version of "we've got tonight." if it wasn't for the vodka and valium i might have killed him.
by luvtonez July 26, 2014
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