Proof-Searching

The act of Googling specific information you intend to use to make a point on the internet. Usually done before a reply to an arrogant airhead who is being belligerent so as to completely humiliate the aforementioned airhead publically and score a victory for all of the people who were affected by it's retardation.

Dipshit douche: ALL YOU NOBE AND LEBUM D-RIDERS NEEDZ TO SHUTUP N RESPECT THE REAL KING. MJ HOLDS THE RECORD FOR POINTS SCORED, MOST RINGS AND MOST CAREER WINS FOOLS. HE IS THE GREATEST.

Proof-searcher: Ummm...No. Michael Jordan owns none of those records. Kareem Abdul Jabar has the most points with 38,387. Bill Russell holds the championship record with 11 and Charles Barkley is the all time leader in wins produced with 313.6 wins. Moron.

Random Spectator: ha dude i knew you did some seriois proof-searching for that one.

Proof-searcher: totally

by theguerillagorilla July 27, 2013

search bubble

A "search bubble" is a fact of googling the same problem matter repeatedly and google pre-empting your desired results. When searching for a subject, perhaps panda (mammal) and following links to zoos, further searches for panda (car) bucket seat, may present you with pandas sitting on food buckets.

Many people have suffered search bubble symptoms when browsing political news and find they only get search results for the parties that they follow regularly.

Bob: Have you finished diagnosing the problem with report program
Alex: Sorry Bob, I've been stuck in a search bubble all day

by eneville December 16, 2011

Sniff and Search

When a smelly odor tends to linger without being able to detect the source of the stank thus leading you on a search using your nose to locate the source of the smell.

Damn last night I woke up 3 times to go on a sniff and search, later found out Cindy feed the pups taco bell with fire sauce they slept under the bed passing gas all night.

by pauljcjt July 22, 2013

Mindseya Search

Mindseya Search Is A Search Engine Developed By Mindseye Co. And seems to be one of the safest browsers out there!

Advertisement: Mindseya Browser is a safe and fast browser with safe search!

Guy: So I can't watch porn on this browser or anything?

Advertisement: Mindseya Search is trying to destroy other browsers

Guy: Cool?

by Mindseye Co. OFFICIAL June 2, 2021

what to search

Extreme definition of boredom

Oh, I am so bored I don't even know what to search.

by amcrate September 19, 2020

re-search

to Google something, then Google it again after realizing the phrasing of your first search could have negative implications if your computer was ever seized and searched

Betty realized that "carpet blood stains" was a bad choice of words after hitting Enter, so she re-searched "bloody nose clean up" right away.

by jNOTh March 12, 2011

Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009