seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively

Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship

by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020

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Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

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seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

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upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

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Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.

Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.

by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023

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