The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
by Peace Tree September 1, 2006
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john: we should get steven involved in this project
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..
fred: heck no, we don't need more seagull engineering .. there is enough of shit already..
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A band from the 80s. Popular for their songs:
I Ran (So Far Away)
Telecomunication
Space Age Love Song
Wishing (If I had a photograph)
D.N.A.
and many more...
Also pertaining to someone with odd and/or wild hair.
A Flock of Seagulls was one of the first bands to break-through to the states from the UK in the time period (and music style) known as "New Wave"
A Flock of Seagulls were fairly well known in the 80s, but not so much now.
I Ran (So Far Away)
Telecomunication
Space Age Love Song
Wishing (If I had a photograph)
D.N.A.
and many more...
Also pertaining to someone with odd and/or wild hair.
A Flock of Seagulls was one of the first bands to break-through to the states from the UK in the time period (and music style) known as "New Wave"
A Flock of Seagulls were fairly well known in the 80s, but not so much now.
by Alex May 5, 2005
Get the A Flock Of Seagulls mug.The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
by the masked man121 October 25, 2012
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by kfafmec January 17, 2008
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A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.
by AndyJ October 6, 2005
Get the Seagull mug.An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.
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