Scud

A guy who is unfortunate looking and has a really hott girlfriend.

"Man look at that couple. He is such a scud."

by Reiah August 5, 2005

scud nugget

Scud nugget is a slang term used by jolly youths to shorten the term "cock juggling thunder cunt of death and fury and wank stains"

"That wanker is a right scud nugget, that is short for cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Dickcuntcheese August 27, 2016

Pudd Scud

A Pudd Scud occurs when an ejaculate escapes reasonable control , an soils surrounding linens.

"Don't lay on the couch it's filled with Pudd scuds.

by flt1335666 September 28, 2019

Widly scuds

A simple trolling quote. Used commonly to confuse or mess up people.

Op: Count down to 10 and I will post my gf's tits.

Anon: 10
Anon: 9
Anon Widly scuds

by Widly Scuds January 18, 2011

Arabara Scud

Irn-Bru; thirst quenching (soft) beverage.
Scots language (Fife)

Get us some arabara scud fae the shop, Keith.

by Sea Legs January 12, 2011

Launch the scud

Said when pushing the 'send' button on an email you feel the response will not be in your favor.

After Phil finished typing the message to H.R. concerning the time clock changes, he told everyone it was time to "launch the scud."

by frambach June 21, 2011

scud missiles

A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window. Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.

Scud missiles, everybody duck!!

by Timothy J. Tucker March 22, 2009