SCOBA

Self Contained Over-Baking Apparatus. A glass bowl that you put over your head that fills with pot smoke. Can optionally be sealed with a wet towel around your neck. A tube comes out of the top of the space helmet and goes to a belt-clip bong.

Dude, it's time to light up the SCOBA, break into the kitchen and make some wasties!

by notonthetrackteam September 7, 2016

Schobag

A warmongering, power-hungry, psychopath who will do anything to climb to the top. The type of person who will lie to your face, or to millions of people! Cut you off in traffic, cheat, steal candy from a baby, etc... May include pedophilia, child sex trafficking, and accessory to murder. One who would enable their "spouse" to rape women and bear a child for purely political reasons. A low down, dirty SCHoBag! (Scab Cunt Hoe Bag)

Speaker 1: Did you just hear all the lies coming outta her mouth!
Speaker 2: Yes I did! That Hillary is such a Schobag!

by Nom de Gear March 30, 2017

scoobered

The feeling of disbelief experienced by a powerful force as they are defeated by an underdog. It is similar to bamboozled in a sense that it applies to a situation involving surprise or unexpectedness.

The British thought crushing the small American resistance would be easy, but instead, they were absolutely scoobered.

by guytheginger May 6, 2018

Scooblebopped

Someone who is confused, doesn’t know what is going on

“holy shit i farted and that smell has me scooblebopped”

by jcass69trappy December 16, 2021

scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

by Mike Finland March 21, 2017

scoobie snacks

Ash that a stoner accidentally sucks from his/her pipe.

"I took a heavy hit, but I got a lot of scoobie snacks."

by Sedruce December 18, 2005

Scooby-doo

To get information out of someone by making them think that you are meant to have that information.

"Hey, Locke wanted me to take Miles' food, where is he keeping him?"

"Oh, last night we moved him into the boathouse--- you just totally scooby-doo'd me, didn't you?"

by montypark March 15, 2009