damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

by 123456789! January 15, 2009

Scrocs

The sad combination of Crocs and socks. Most notably worn by FSU athletes and fans.

In local news, it was so cold in Tallahassee this morning that the football team showed up for practice in their Scrocs. Bobby Bowden hasn't been this impressed with a scrimmage in 10 years.

by Gator Nation! May 27, 2009

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

scorchcake

A word used to describe a female who is unsually hot (scorch) and also sweet (cake).

Ashley is a total scorchcake.

by blackout August 3, 2006

Scorch

That demolitions expert from Delta Squad that can't decide whether it's red red green or red green red

Scorch: Was it red red green? Or red green red?
Sev: And he's is supposed to be the demolitions expert?!

by enemies_go_boom September 29, 2020

scrotch

scratching one's crotch

Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV

by Naughty Kat June 24, 2009