Scottish Snake 

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

Scottish Snake by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003

Scottish Tsunami 

A Traditional Scottish Finger-Blasting

Kendrew created a Scottish Tsunami when he finger blasted Bonny-Lee and she queefed out all the old bagpipe air that was trapped in her twatpipes.

Scottish Tsunami by ReportedLive July 7, 2019

scottish terrier

Scottish Terrier, Small terrier dogs, Also known as Scotties. available in a choice of black and wheaten. Generally have large backsides and big bushy beards.

Scotties will not rest. Scotties will follow you at every opportunity, everywhere. A scottie dog can only attain a restful sleep if sleeping on a human, preferable with scottie on his back, paws akimbo. From this position a sleeping scott will not stir, even after the human has lost all feeling in his/her limbs.

Scottie dogs are excellent at detecting any alien materials bought into the home, especially food within any given carrier bag.

Scotties are also masterful at retaining large amounts of water in the beard, then jumping on owners knee to impart a wet, slobbery kiss.

Look at that fat bottomed scottish terrier!

scottish terrier by Scottiemum May 20, 2008

Scottish curse 

Having such a large set of testicles that you regularly sit on them.

Did you see that pair on the guy in the kilt? Those things are so big, must be the Scottish curse ...

Scottish curse by The Real Jaster August 13, 2012

Scottish Rite 

An appendant body in freemasonry. Like the York Rite and the Knights Templar the Scottish Rite holds numerous mysteries within it.

A 33rd degree freemason is a member of the Scottish Rite.

Scottish Rite by Missouri Mason January 6, 2007

scottish play 

a cursed shakespere play.well,i'm not gonna say the name

NEVER say the real name of the scottish play!

scottish play by jessica hermia beatrice juliet December 23, 2012

Scottish Mimosa 

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Irn Bru. The Irn Bru replaces the traditional organge juice of a mimosa.

Hannah, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in the highlands, let's make it a Scottish Mimosa!

Scottish Mimosa by Breeced August 14, 2021